One advantage of playing online blackjack is that you never have to deal with obnoxious dealers demanding tips. Here is how one clever gambler dealt with this unpleasant situation in a Las Vegas casino:
The gambler had a hand of 14 when he got into the argument with the blackjack dealer. The gambler says, "When I get dealt bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. By the same token, when I get dealt good cards, the dealer has nothing to do with that either, so why should I tip him?"
The dealer asks, "When you eat out in a restaurant, do you tip the waiter?"
The gambler replies, "Yes, I do."
"Well then," says the dealer, "the waiter only serves the food. He has no control over whether it's good or bad. A dealer serves you cards, so you should tip him too."
The gambler says, "OK, but the waiter always serves me what I ask for. I'll take a 7 please."