Polish divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
>Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
>No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean, what are your relations like?
>All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
>No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
>No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
>She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
>I got proof.

What kind of proof?
>She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"