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Honey, I Found Your Golf Ballhu

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor. “Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!”

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Nouveau Riche

Nouveau Riche: A person who has suddenly risen to a higher economic status but has not gained social acceptance of others in that class; characteristic of someone who has risen economically or socially but lacks the social skills appropriate for this new position. Nouveau riche (French for "new rich"), or new money refers to persons who acquire wealth within their generation. It is generally used to emphasize that the persons were previously part of a lower economic or social class, and that the acquisition of wealth has provided the ability to do or to have things that were previously out of their reach. As sophisticated as the term sounds, nouveau riche, has been given a new definition and grandeur within the 21st century. This cultural shift in attitude towards the nouveaux riches began through the example of President Ronald Reagan, as stated by Nelson W. Aldrich Jr. in his 1988 work “Old Money: The Mythology of America’s Upper Class.” Aldrich states that Reagan as a self-made man surrounded himself with other self-made men, who had transcended society’s class ladder. Many believed that Reagan was an “embodiment” of the new money movement as seen through his election on the “right-wing politics characteristic of the Sunbelt nouveaux riches.” Reagan encouraged the embracing of the “Market Man” and further encouraged greater efficiency in corporate America through the use of the hostile take over. In the dawn of the rise of Silicon Valley, entrepreneurship has become appreciated for its underlying hard work and goal of greatness.

Capitalism and Cows

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them world-wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them. A CHINESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. ENRON CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull. ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.

Nouveau Riche

Why is Nouveau Riche the One-Stop-Shop for successful Real Estate Investing? Because, Nouveau Riche does not just teach Real Estate Investing…we create Real Estate Investors. Nouveau Riche’s blend of education and Community Benefit Companies not only teaches adults the way to CREATE WEALTH through successful Real Estate Investing, but simultaneously offers the support and resources to start investing! The Nouveau Riche Founders, Jim Piccolo, Mary Piccolo, and Bob Snyder knew that the combination of applied knowledge from the Nouveau Riche College and the support from the Nouveau Riche Community Benefit Companies could change the landscape of an entire industry and perhaps, contribute to changing the world…one family at a time. INTENSIVES Building on a tradition of providing unprecedented value for the ultimate educational experience, Nouveau Riche rockets ahead of the so-called competition with The IntensiveTM. A complimentary benefit to all Nouveau Riche Community Members, this real estate investing workshop is designed to provide additional support and hands-on education to our Students. During this event, Students will learn: • How to develop a millionaire investor’s mindset • The language of real estate investing • How to avoid the 12 deadly success killers of real estate investing • How to build and manage teams • How to find properties • How to fund property acquisition • How to fix up and rehab properties • How to manage properties and your real estate business • How to tenant properties • How to sell properties quickly for higher profitability • Simple strategies to help foster courage in new investors

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To Exit or Not to Exit

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Good And Bad News

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this? Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.

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Rubbing = Putting

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that and you didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

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