The Only Women

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable, " Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

how could your puppy kill my Doberman?

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

Jim Piccolo – President, CEO and Co-founder of Nouveau Riche University

Jim Piccolo is the driving force behind Nouveau Riche University. He brings with him more than twenty years of extensive business experience ranging from President and Chief Executive Officer of a privately held multi-national manufacturing company to a publicly traded international marketing company with four wholly owned subsidiaries in the United States and international concerns. Jim Piccolo successful career, as a nationally recognized after-market sport truck accessory entrepreneur and designer, proved his ability to carve out successful market niches.

Jim has founded and operated many innovative companies both domestically and internationally and has been recognized by national publications for his work as one of the most recognized visionaries and innovators of his time in the mass-market arena. Jim Piccolo is a dynamic leader and strategic thinker who is quick to recognize and act on opportunity. His reputation for creating success has produced a loyal customer following.

Asked the secret to his success, Jim is quick to recognize the value of others. "To succeed", he says, "you must build relationships and recognize that you create your own success when you create success for others."