Funny Signs boards Ever Written

"Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu. "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California. "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." – A notice in a restaurant. "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station. "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe. "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed. "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC. "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's. "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington. "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

Smart Mom

A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear? The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed. The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys. The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your father told you about his side...

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